"Food names are definitely worse- wait, did you think pickle because I'm green? The name you assigned yourself doesn't even make sense, much less lacks alliteration so you are clearly just limiting yourself by already nonexistent naming conventions."

His eyebrows twitch, but they're jumping up in the next moment as he catches sight of Ruby's car as his Tank puts some distance between it when she stops abruptly. Okay, she's moving again. Wow, is he going to have to put together a driving school?

"Uh-huh. How long have you been here again?"