Well, give me a little warning before you do that. That way I can preemptively think up a good reason to be anywhere else.

[ Not that he wouldn't spend an hour or two happily listening to Len carry on about how he's modified this or altered that so that he can outfit himself an even more efficient and deadly marksman. (It's not the subject matter, but the ingenuity and the passion.)

...But Len being asked about his guns is just going to lead to a lot of bragging and showboating. (And if he doesn't at least pretend to find that more annoying than it actually is, it won't ever stop.) ]

I'll be happy to disappoint you with what little intact reading material I've managed to dig up, around here, though.